The Republic of Fake communism80 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.528 billion Fake communism80ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion florins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,998 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
The overhead luggage compartment is often full, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism80's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Fake communism80 is ranked 286,488th in the world and 11,144th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.63 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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- : Fake communism80 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Fake communism80 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Fake communism80 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism80, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
